The Boobie Squashing

So, I went to the gyno last week and of course she referred me to have a mammogram done. Yes, I am of that age. This was my first one, should have had one three years ago, but we won't talk about my lack of getting to the doc regularly. Anyways, I called for an appointment and they actually had one the next day or I could wait until March 31st. I took the next day appointment. I have to admit I was pretty nervous. I really didn't want any squishing or squashing of the girls. No one made it sound the least bit pleasant when I talked to them. Well, I am happy to announce it was a breeze. Yes, a walk in the park. I am going to thank and credit this to Mary, the boob nazi. She was the one that handled the whole ordeal for me. She was late 50s, early 60s, tiny little thing, and just exuded kindness. She walked me through each part of the procedure. She made it pleasant and the actual contraption didn't really hurt at all. I asked her how long she had been doing this and she said over 20 years - it is good to have someone with experience! So, if you have been putting off your mammo due to fear, I say there is nothing to fear - go and get it done!

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